Not ready: Jokes' book

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lo xirma je lo verba

- Panjo, nia instruistino ankoraŭ neniam vidis ĉevalon. - Kiel do? - Mi desegnis ĉevalon. Ŝi venis kaj demandis min: "Kio estas tio?"

lo nixli cu zbasu lo pixra

bau la lojban: lo mamta: - doi alis do ca'o zbasu lo pixra be ma lo tixnu: - lo cevni lo mamta: - i ku'i no da djuno lo du'u makau tarmi cy. lo tixnu: - i mi ba mo'u zbasu i je ro da ba djuno

In English: Mother: - Alice, what are you drawing? Daughter: - The portrait of God. Mother: - But nobody knows what God looks like. Daughter: - I will finish and everyone will know.

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

two lawers

3) Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.


5) A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'

'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'

same question

Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved? Wife: Of course you are. Why do all men ask me the same silly question?

Going To Church

I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Perkins. I hear you were out playing football instead.

'That's not true, Vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it.'

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

Nasreddin was lying on his couch with his eyes closed.

His brother-in-law went up to him and asked, “Are you asleep?”

“Why do you ask?” Nasreddin replied.

“I was wondering if you could lend me three hundred dollars,” said the other.

“Well,” answered Nasreddin, “let’s return to your fist question—‘Am I asleep.’ The answer is yes I am—so leave me alone!“

Doctor, doctor, I lost my memory.' 'When did this happen?' 'When did what happen?'

'Doctor, my family think I'm mad.' 'Why?' 'Because I like sausages.' 'Nonsense, I like sausages too.' 'You do? You must come round and see my collection. I have hundreds.'

'Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.' 'Who said that?'