magical penis

Topic for #lojban is ko jai jufra

cmene	jbobau	glibau
tene	coi sanxiyn.	Hi, Sanxyin!
sanxiyn	coi tenes.	Hi, Tene!
sanxiyn	mi na jufra	I am not a sentence.
tene	.i mi jufra	And I am.
sanxiyn	.ue mi na pu djuno le du'u le tavla jufra cu zasti	Oh? I didn' know that the talking sentences exist.
tene	.i mi zasti .ije mi tavla .ije mi jufra	I exist. And talk. And am a sentence.
tene	.i seni'ibo lo tavla jufra cu zasti	Hence, talking sentences exist.
sanxiyn	doi tenes. sepi'o ma pu'i tavla	How do you talk, Tene?
tene	.i xu mi tavla sepi'o le mi moklu	I talk with my mouth, don't I?
sanxiyn	mi na djuno	I dunno.
sanxiyn	xu do go'i	You do or you don't.
tene	mi na djuno	I dunno.
tene	.i se cumki lo su'u makfa	Maybe magic?
sanxiyn	ma te makfa do	Who's making magic with you?
tene	.u'i .ju'o la robin	Heh! Robin, for sure!
sanxiyn	.ii la robin. cu mafpre	Robin - IS - a magician???
tene	.i go'i	Yep.
sanxiyn	mi pu jinvi le du'u le mafpre cu cfika	And I thought, magicians are from fairy-tales.
entrop	do srera	You were wrong.
sanxiyn	.ie	Yes.
tene	.i la robin. kakne lo nu djuno tu'a lo se pensi be da	And Robin's able to read other people's thoughts.
tene	.i ji'a la robin kakne lo nu vofli	And he can also fly.
tene	ju'o sai	100%.
tene	.i mi djuno lo du'u se nandu lo nu krici .i ku'i jetnu	I know it is difficult to believe -- however, that is true.
entrop	xu la robin pilno cu vinji	ungrammatical Is Robin, use, be an airplane?
tene	na go'i	Nope.
sanxiyn	le nu vofli sepi'o le vinji na cinri	Flying on airplanes isn't interesting.
sanxiyn	se cumki le du'u ry sevzi vofli	Maybe he flies himself?
bancus	vofli sepi'o le pinji	Flies using his penis (pun: vinji (airplane) - pinji (penis)).
bancus	mutce nandu	Very difficult.
sanxiyn	doi tenes. xu la robin. crida	Listen, Tene, is Robin a fairy?
tene	.i cumki	Possibly.
tene	.i mi na djuno	I dunno.
tene	ju'i robin. xu do crida	Hey, Robin, are you a fairy?
entrop	la robin palci pruxi	An evil spirit, he is.
tene	.i ji'a cumki	Yeah, possibly.
tene	.ii sai	I'm really afraid.
sanxiyn	la robin. te makfa ma poi drata	What other kinds of magic can Robin perform? (Incorrect usage of place structure. Should be la robin. te makfa fi ma poi drata)
tene	.i ry kakne lo nu pagre lo bitmu	He also is able to pass through walls.
tene	.i mutce lakne kakne	Very likely able.
entrop	la robin tcidu .i do morsi	Robin reads, you are dead. (Should use naja)
sanxiyn	xu ry kakne catra le drata prenu sepi'o le nu tcidu	Can Robin kill other people by reading?
sanxiyn	ma se tcidu ca le la robin. nu catra	What is being read during killing of/by Robin?
entrop	va'o lo nu do tavla fi tu'a le xlali be la robin kei	It's when you talk bad things about Robin.
entrop	ry catra do	Robin will kill you.
tene	.i la robin. djuno ro da	Robin knows everything.
sanxiyn	ti'e la santas. djuno le du'u do xamgu gi'i kau palci	I heard that Santa knows whether you are good or bad.
sanxiyn	ji'a ti'u le cabdei ti'e la robin. djuno ro da	Besides, today, I heard, Robin knows everything.
tene	go'i	Yeah.
sanxiyn	xu le nu la robin. djuno cu tamsmi da pe la santas.	Is the way of knowing by Robin same as of Santa?
tene	.i xu la santas vofli	Does Santa fly?
sanxiyn	doi tenes. da xusra le du'u go'i	Tene, something asserts that fact.
tene	a'u sai	Very interesting.
sanxiyn	sy vofli ca le nu kansa la rudolf. poi mirli	Santa flies when accompanying Rudolf the deer.
tene	.i xu do stidi le nu mi se zbasu sy	Do you suggest the event that I am made by Santa?
sanxiyn	na go'i	No.
tene	.i mi tcica kargau lo stela	I deceptively open the lock.
tene	oi sai mi bazico'a binxo ke menli bilma	Damn! I'll get crazy now! (Malglicean tanru. Better is menli bilma binxo - or, that is a misprint and ke should actually be le, as Bancus has suggested)
sanxiyn	doi tenes. do ka'e roroi tavla .ije'i su'oroi go'i	Ungrammatical. Possible meaning: Tene, you are able to talk forever and/or/if/ for some time?
tene	.i mi va'o lo nu mi cikna cu kakne lo nu tavla	I can talk talk only when I'm awake.
sanxiyn	doi tenes. xu do sipna	Tene, are you sleeping?
tene	go'i	Yes.