Ambiguous sentences in English

Ambiguous sentences in English with solutions to some of them.

• I don't drink alcohol for religious reasons. I drink it for other reasons.
• A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."
• Me and my brother are getting married this summer.
• The man knocked on the front door and housekeeper Sarah Lim came down the stairs in a nightgown and opened it to let the visitor in.
  • One way to rewrite this sentence to avoid ambiguity: Housekeeper Sarah Lim walked downstairs in her nightgown and opened the front door after the man knocked on it.
• Mano met a woman with a wooden leg named Aminah.
  • Mano met a woman named Aminah, who had a wooden leg.
• The lady hit the man with an umbrella.
• They are looking for teachers of French, German and Japanese.
• Fred saw the plane flying over Zurich.
• Fred saw the mountains flying over Zurich.
• The police arrested the demonstrators because they committed violence.
• The police arrested the demonstrators because they feared violence.
• Mary saw the dog in the store window and wanted it.
• Mary saw the dog in the store window and pressed her nose up against it.
• Some children may not swim because they won't behave. May children who will go home?
• A newspaper has an exclusive report about a country’s top general revisiting his troops on the battlefront after a briefing with his president. The headline says "General flies back to front". This sounds all right but it looks ambiguous, because the sentence can mean that the general was seated facing the rear of the aircraft during the flight to the war zone.
  • "General returns to war zone".
• The peeping tom looked at the girl as she undressed and then saw three police officers watching.
  • The peeping tom was looking at the girl as she undressed, when he suddenly saw three police officers watching him.
• The exhausted mountain climbers saw a row of emergency-rescue huts walking down the steep, snowy slopes.
  • As the exhausted mountain climbers walked down the steep, snowy slopes, they saw a row of emergency-rescue huts.
• The safari guide pointed to the lion while the king of beasts sat with its pride and said: “What a beautiful sight!”
  • “What a beautiful sight,” said the safari guide, pointing to the lion while the king of beasts sat with its pride.
• In 1999, there were 2000 accidents and in 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006.
  • In 1999, there were 2,000 accidents, and in 2001, 2,002; in 2003, 2,004; and in 2005, 2,006.
• Travelling from Kuala Lumpur to Butterworth, the countryside attractions and views were simply spectacular.
  • The travellers enjoyed the countryside attractions and views while they were en route from KL to Butterworth.
• The burglar watched the millionaire walk upstairs through the keyhole of the mansion door.
  • Through the keyhole of the mansion door, the burglar watched the millionaire walk upstairs.

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